Free Advice

Dear Rude Man Speaking With a Tone:

Here’s a tip,

If you want something from me, don’t start your request with:

“Are you someone who can actually help me, or are you just a receptionist?”

I was both. Now I’m just one. Guess which? ;-)

(All he wanted was the phone number for Public Works. Seems like something anyone could provide, even a plain ol’ receptionist…)

If that number doesn't work, it might be just a digit off....

Signed,

-- The Receptionist