Thursday, February 10, 2011

Awkward….



“Honey, you have that glow, you know, like you should get pregnant.”
“If you get pregnant, we could have our babies at the same time.”
“Married a year already? Married 2 months, pregnant with my daughter.”
“25? You better hurry up! Don’t wait so long like me!”


At least no one has told me I look pregnant.


Here’s the deal, I really do want kids. I just don’t want them right now! I don’t know why all the women at my work are so concerned with me having some Little Fromages! More concerning than them poking their noses into when we’re having kids, is when they start discussing the process of makin’ those babies…


I got cornered in my office recently by a coworker who asked….


“How old are you? 25? Oh, man, believe me, the sex just keeps getting better from here! Wait ‘til you’re like 28… See me then, we’ll talk!”


I hope to God I’m not still working here with you in 3 years, and if I am, I’m not going to chit chatting in the break room with you about hitting the sheets.


I was at a loss for words when a lady who comes in regularly asked about my knee (I’ve got a bum one on the right and keep it taped), I told her it was same old, same old and she leaned in and whispered this…


“Honey, you got a boyfriend or a husband?....You should tell him you can’t be on top! That’s what I would do!”


Uhm…Thanks, for all that, but I’m pretty sure LT Fromage and I have it under control by ourselves, thanks.


Not awkward at all….

5 comments:

  1. People are just sick and stupid. That's all I can say.

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  2. people are creepy haha! The Mother-in-law was asking when we are having kids about a year into our relationship (not even engaged yet) I would say "well I want to be married' and she said " you can get married any time - have kids first".....what?! weirdo!

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  3. just wait, it only gets worse when you are pregnant.
    "what are you going to name your baby? oh, you can't name a baby that!"
    "when are you due? oh, four more months?! you look ready to pop!"
    "can i just touch your belly? i know i'm a total stranger."

    yeah, they don't stop getting weirder. don't let the peer pressure get to you.

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  4. ewww. What is WRONG with people?

    I, on the other hand, don't want kids. I'm blunt about it, but it still baffles me how nosy some people are. And how they think they know everything. Yea, unsolicited advice is about my biggest pet peeve ever!

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  5. That's just crazy! When did personal business ever become everybody elses business...Seriously!

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